GOOD NEWS: I have officially recieved 1,500 pageviews! props go out to all of my subscribers, especially Lady-of-Slauighter, Acellulume-Drive, Rizarviousvdb, DaRembelics, and scazzletrump. many thanks.

MORE GOOD NEWS: for all of you who don't know who biLLy bOy On poiSon is -- you should be ashamed of yourself. seriously. they are a mind-blowing band from right here in West Hollywood. their lead singer is my BFF and also an amazing musician who is finally getting the recognition he deserves. bbOp finally recieved some radio time on Sunday night when KROQ aired their old-school rocknroll single, "Saturday's Child." congratualtions to Davis, Jessi, Ryan, Julian, and Greg. this is what we've been waiting for!

AND STILL, MORE GOOD NEWS: I know what you're thinking: even more good news?! I don't think I can stand it! I think my brain will boil in my head and I'll die because the fact that so many good things are being thrown at me right now is so fucking brain-boilingly UNBELIEVABLE.
Well, believe it. I've got a photoshoot coming up with the one and only Breanne Flory, which involves me in elbow-length black gloves and a heinous fur coat. We've dubbed the unborn shots "A New Time Holly Golightly," and, according to Bree, she's going to "attempt to capture [my] natural prostitute-with-a-heart-of-gold mantality." the shots will hopefully make an appearnce here on the dA in a few weeks.

Best,
Sunshine