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I've perfected my plan...

Sun Nov 18, 2007, 1:36 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Vas Defrans: Telephase.
  • Reading: Meg Rosoff: Just In Case.
  • Watching: Joyeux Noel.
...to become the coolest person ever.

Phase One:
Learn to play electric violin just so I can play in Metro stations.

Phase Two:
Live off of tangerines for two months just so I can say that I did.

Phase Three:
Get a dog and name it Dash Le Francis just so I can yell at it, "Bad Dash Le Francis!"

Phase Four:
Only drink green tea for the rest of my life just because.

Phase Five:
Marry Nikolai Preiss just so I can say, "I'm the chick who married Nikolai Fucking Preiss."

Phase Six:
Die in some highly amusing/tragic/gory manner.

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~Lady-of-Slaughter Nov 18, 2007, 2:58:42 PM
I'm not sure that Phase Five is an idea I would agree with, but Phase Six is definitely a must. Phases One, Two, and Three sound good too, but Phase Four could get old after awhile.

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"It can't rain all the time." -- Eric Draven
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~nightlynightmare Nov 18, 2007, 3:07:31 PM
Phase Five is vital to this plan.
just think about it.
I mean, he's not even remotely attractive, but COME ON.

me and Rose were inventing said plan and she was like, "Your children will have strange combination blue-purple hair."
and I was like, "LOLZ."

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True or false: When two guys are slapping each other, a girl can’t keep a straight face. Answer: True. --Camille

It’s not slapping, it’s open-fisted combat! --Rose
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~Lady-of-Slaughter Nov 18, 2007, 3:42:17 PM
hehe...yeah, i can just picture it...

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"It can't rain all the time." -- Eric Draven
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~nightlynightmare Nov 18, 2007, 4:44:54 PM
disturbing and yet somehow vaguely appealing, no?

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True or false: When two guys are slapping each other, a girl can’t keep a straight face. Answer: True. --Camille

It’s not slapping, it’s open-fisted combat! --Rose
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~Lady-of-Slaughter Nov 18, 2007, 7:00:34 PM
disturbing, yes...vaguely appealing only because it would be quite entertaining to see a being with hair that particular shade.

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"It can't rain all the time." -- Eric Draven
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~nightlynightmare Nov 18, 2007, 7:33:09 PM
I know!

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True or false: When two guys are slapping each other, a girl can’t keep a straight face. Answer: True. --Camille

It’s not slapping, it’s open-fisted combat! --Rose
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